my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
Theres a LGBT Pride Parade on Sunday and Im gonna cosplay for it
But im conflicted on who to cosplay.
1. I can cosplay Notepad from DHMIS; rainbow hair, she looks like a fun person, should be good
2. Ryuko Matoi from Kill La Kill; i need to work into the uniform, but I dont have the wig yet. I can improvise with my L wig and put a small red extention in tho. Not to mention Im pretty sure Ryuko might be Bi at least, judging from the end of the series.
3. GAY PRIDE ZOMBIE. i have no excuse for this one, I just wanna practice Zombie stuff tbh
So um yeah
i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”
filed under: jokes i didn’t understand when i was younger
Bonus points if the apocalypse is specified (as other than a zombie apocalypse)
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
you’re supposed to fuck the skeleton not stab it.
DO NOT FUCK THE SKELETON
I have a huge fear of Angler fish and Jeff the Killer (stupid, I know), and I used to have a friend who would send me pictures/gifs of those two things even after I told her that they scared me and caused me to lose sleep.
So yknow….don’t do that.
Its not dumb to be scared of Jeff, that fucker can be pretty scary. But being in the creepypasta fandom has pretty much made me immune ewe
*paps your cheeks* dont worry friend. I’ll protect you from serial killers and vicious sushi. uwu
I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.
Bless this man for enriching my childhood.
People who don’t reblog this
DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
THE FACT THAT ITS IN FUCKING COLOR AS WLL OH MY GOD MY HEART
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus
reblog this, pretty please. I am new— well, not new new, and I am only following a small handful of people. I need more people to follow so I can roleplay with them in the future. SO please reblog this.